(63 Likes) What is the scariest object in your home?

I didn’t know it was there, and neither I nor my brother knew until one afternoon while I was collecting dead leaves while my brother cleaned the kitchen before selling the house. I was happily pulling out handfuls of leaves and large branches piled up in the chimney that had been unused for decades when what I thought was just one big branch suddenly caught my eye and splashed in my face. As he lifts his load and pulls it towards where I’m crouching in the fireplace: The dancer is a fully mummified squirrel. Backing up like a meth-drunk crab from the fireplace, and my brother roaring in, hoping to find blood and guts all over the place from a sci-fi monster, I let out a rather loud, but hard-to-describe sound. attack. When my brother and I got over the initial surprise, we took him outside to stun him on the kitchen table and held him upright on his hind legs. He (definitely an “O”) had a small opening between his hind legs with his little ball sack hanging below. This opening acted as a funnel as everything inside the Dancer poured into a beautiful little pyramid beneath the “essence”…leaving him nothing but a hollow shell of his former piercing self. Dancer went on to have a decades-long career of dutifully scaring people, as he claimed an honorable place on the wall above and behind my kitchen table. He was a little lonely at first, but Dancer turned out to be gay and started a relationship with Karate Elvis, one of the occupants of my house: Dancer and Elvis turned on the light wonderfully while helping me grow cobwebs for nearly 20 years. before moving into a new home where he renounced his frightening dominance and now worships the etched image of Thor, a cat who rules the roost of a half-dozen others in my room, the New Evil Being, who claims his throne. brother’s house: Elvis went into hiding. Her musical sensibility obviously caused her to be horrified at the thought of being under The God Of Thunder. The dancer still serves to excite the fearful bones of newcomers, but their real shock seems to come from The Eyes Of Thunder And Death on him. MJM,

(38 Likes) If she wants a sex doll, where would be the ideal place for total privacy?

I am aware that there is a social stigma surrounding toys like this. But if women can buy dildos, what’s the problem?cortana sex dollam i buying a “friend”? I’m not going to sit next to her at the dinner table pretending to be my wife or something. Not unless it’s magically revived! No, I think it would be good for me to get one of these. Not ideal obviously. But I’m not in a situation where getting “out there” and picking up women in bars is really a realistic option anymore. Meeting people in places like this didn’t interest me at all. And the “beautiful” women I like got married and settled down more or less a long time ago, so I’m thinking: why not? Simulated sex is better than nothing, right? And if I dim the lights, light a few candles, and put on Greatest Love Hits by Richard Clayderman, I think I can convince myself that I’ve had a really intimate moment with someone who is extremely shy. Only then does reality seep back in after she pulls out parts of her anatomy and cleans them in the kitchen sink… But never mind the truth! I could be totally wrong about all of this, but I have a feeling that maybe getting a doll will make me feel less alone. It’s not a real company, but it can look like a real company if you pay enough cash. And for me this is a start. How many men own fleshlight? Millions, probably. Well it’s just a lifetime

the capacity to consent to the use of his or her copy for this purpose. Thus, it becomes a matter of the government outlawing something that seems like it should be illegal, regardless of the effects of the First Amendment outlawing, which essentially means creative work. Another interesting topic on this topic